If film and literary characters had Twitter accounts, whose Tweets would you follow?

Question

If film and literary characters had Twitter accounts, whose Tweets would you follow?
And what do you think theyd write about in their characters or less microblogs? Examples of what you imagine their typical tweet would say are encouraged!

Answer

Film Darth Vader quotGotta go duel my sonold mentor...brb.quotbrbrLiterary Alex Portnoy quot you, Mom.quot Also, more, uh, sexually explicit and inappropriate material...sometimes about his mombrbrAnd, on the religious side Jesus Just walked on water. It didnt turn into wine lolquot or quotJUDAS AND I ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!!!!quotbrbrThat is, of course, if I Twittered.